I would have a radio station called WSAR, because I'm vain, and it would be all comedy all the time. Comedic songs, scenes, monologues... random jokes. That kind of thing. :D The different DJs would have varying styles of comedy. Like, some would use a lot of sound effects, some would be deadpan, some would be like Emo Philips, etc.

It seems like I've thought about this before, doesn't it? But I haven't!

Someone needs to offer me that station now.

Speaking of comedy, this is my favorite joke:

"What did the chiropractor say to the girl with a bad knee?"
"I don't know. What?"
"The chiropractor said to the girl with a bad knee, 'What's a rotten joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?'"

Haaaaaa.

♥

ETA: Now that it's in my head...

I like to shop in downtown Downers Grove
It doesn't take big bucks, and everyone there really is nice
I went to the bakery just the other day
I said to the girl, "Do you have a zwieback?"
She said, "I always slouch this way"
I went to the pet shop, said, "I want a parrot"
The Guy said, "How 'bout a cockatoo?"
I said, "No thanks, just a bird"
I went into the clothing store and I made up my mind
I wasn't going to let any pushy salesman pressure me into buying
something I didn't need...
So after I bought the kilts
I went to the hardware shop
I said, "This riding lawnmower's stupid"
They said, "Next time, you get on top"
I went to the gas station, said, "Fill 'er up, Harry"
The guy said "Regular?"
I said, "No, put on a gorilla suit
And dance like a fairy"
I went into Gus' Artificial Organ and Taco Stand
Said, "Give me a bladder, por favor"
The guy said, "Is that to go?"
I said, "Well, what else would I want it for?"
I was walking down the street
something caught my eye
and dragged it fifteen feet
That's why I like to shop in downtown Downers Grove!

Two chihuahuas dancing around a bell.

DON'T JUDGE ME!


Also, this site is pretty amazing.

joining the bandwagon - September 10th, 2005.

I was coerced into joining LJ because my friends used it and I wanted to be able to talk to them on it. And I've never looked back... well, except to answer this question.

Today's the day I'm going to call the toy store and set up an interview. Why am I so nervous about THAT? I could understand being nervous about the interview, getting there, etc. but about setting up the interview? That's not normal, is it?

I'm mainly worried that I'm going to say something idiotic and they won't like me, before they even meet me. :\ My self-esteem is hiding.

ETA: INTERVIEW IS SET UP FOR TOMORROW AT 3! :D I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED!

Chin-chillaaaaaaaa!





It's so funny to me how pronounced their noses are. Habi's mouth is under it and back toward his eyes. They look like Simpson's characters, basically. XD

In other news, Hank's going in to see the vet tomorrow. He's lost a lot of weight lately, since Manny died. :\ My sister thinks he might be hyperthyroid. I hope he's okay. I ♥ him.


Not much else to report. It's been requested that I do my impression of Sharon Osbourne tomorrow. Any other requests*? You know I like to fill requests for things! Don't forget the Google Meme and the Questionnaire I've done on there. Questions, strange things to (try to) wear, songs to sing, etc. Have at me! :D You know you want to make me look ridiculous!


* Within reason.

Flight of the Conchords. >_> Although, I'm sure eventually it will be my chinchilla.

And that't not a euphemism, Dirty McDirtison.


I finally got what was supposed to be my computer desk delivered to me. Only now it's going to be my nightstand because I need that more. I've been using my hamper... which is awkward. I use my lap for my laptop now and I kind of like it. It's flexible in case I have to get up quickly. I now know why it's called a "laptop". XD Just kidding.

The only problem is that I have to put the desk together and I don't want to. :P If it was a chinchilla cage, it would be fine. But it's a desk.

Doo be doo be doo.

So, I'm going to have a pretty eventful weekend. Tomorrow, I'm going to Barnes & Noble to try to apply and also get Filter with the Conchords in it. Then, I'm going to my dad's work friend's son's high school graduation party. He's a magician and I've been wanting an excuse to meet him for a long time.

I love magic.

I'm thinking of writing a novel about a magician. Maybe I actually will.

Then, on Sunday, we're doing dad stuff because it's Dads Day. ♥ You know about my dad (or you should!) so you know it will be pretty awesome. My sister and I ordered him a funny t-shirt.

Just need to get my driver's permit and then everything will be pretty good.

Of course they do! I've got three cats and they all have unique personalities. In many ways, they're like kids. And whenever they do anything naughty or just plain stupid, they either learn not to do it or they change the way they do it. XD

When Takeshi is bad, he gets a guilty face on and starts purring and being all cute. Lately, he's been trying to get into the frog's cage. When we yell at him or pick him up to get him away, he gives us a pitiful "I'm sorry" meow and acts sweet.

...Then he approaches it from a different way.

So he either has regret for upsetting us or he regrets getting caught. But either way, he feels regret!

I came on Livejournal when I was a scared freshman in college. My friends had been talking me into it (namely Neffie auroradolenz) for several weeks but I already had a blog, but LJ had userpics. So it was ultimately the userpics that won me over. :) But I love so much more about it now.

Anyway, I already knew most of the people I was originally friends with in 2005, when I was new. I believe I've known kittendew, wandersfound, sittinonthedock and emeraldqueene the longest, as far as "people I've met via LJ". I met and befriended them in around 2006. Fall of that year. Yeah. :)

Friends, friends, friends, friends.

I ♥ all of my friends.

I think I'm gonna update again, but I had to chime in on this WB.

Wall-E!!!!!!!!!!

I know there were a lot of good movies this year, but Wall-E is fucking beautiful and it made me, my mom and my grandma cry. If you have not seen it yet, you NEED to rent it. ♥ Plus, he's a robot. How can you not love a robot?

Runners up are Iron Man and Tropic Thunder. Robert Downey Jr. kicked ass this year.

I won't be watching, though. I'll be watching Flight of the Conchords. Natch. :P My mom will tell me if anything exciting happens. She would either way, so I figure it would be less annoying if I hadn't actually watched. We'll see.

My vlog is taking forever to upload. Has anyone else noticed how the uploading takes maybe five minutes but the processing takes an hour? It's so freaking annoying. I love the idea of YouTube but I really do hate so much about it now. They don't even allow fan videos if they contain songs anymore. :( So, as much I loved making them, I've stopped.

ETA: Finally!



(My nose is a play button.)


ETA,A: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That episode was amazing. There was an allusion to "Freaky", but no "Freaky" yet.

Right, well, I would create Punctuation Pie Day. A day were everyone utilizes punctuation to crazy degrees while consuming large portions of pie. I can see pie eating contests with posters that proclaim: "PIE! EATING! CONTEST!!!!!! ARE? YOU? ELIGIBLE?? THINK. YOU. HAVE. WHAT. IT. TAKES?!?! ....,,,,,,"

I refuse to ever answer these seriously. REFUSE.

To do:

+ Laundry Doin' it!
+ Get dinner before I starve to death. And die or something.
+ Watch Forrest Gump Pushing Daisies.
+ Icons?
+ Study? Maybe?

FOTC won 4 NZMAs yesternight!!!! Woooooo!!!! Their acceptance speeches make it even more exciting, cos damn they're funny and cute and wonderful. I get the feeling that they're having more fun filming this season. Possibly because they're better known and have more say in the process? Just a hunch.

Have you seen that Igor movie yet?
It's cute. I haven't seen it. Just a hunch.

Ba dum tish.

Everyone seems to be having a bad day today except me. I've been dancing alone in my room for hours. Though, to be honest, that's my daily routine, but. Shh.

BE HAPPY, PEOPLE! ♥