My sister just came home from work and said, "Hey, let's go driving today."
Agggh. Too spontaneoussssous. I think she likes to see me panic.
I'll do it, but I won't be happy about it. Especially because we're doing right turns today. I HATE RIGHT. That's why I'm a Democrat.
Bah dum tish.
But seriously also. Anything involving right makes me scared, because of my stupid deaf ear. From the vantage point of the driver's seat, the right side of the car appears, to me, like a massive void beyond my ability to control it. I don't trust it. I keep imagining things flying at me from the right, like curbs or the edge of the road or squirrels or Gary Busey.
I'm too neurotic for driving lessons. But I'm the perfect amount of neurotic for comedy. When I get nervous, I get my most zany. Maybe it's because of endorphins.
When I was a kid (t'was only yesterday), I used to read that as "endolphins".
Agggh. Too spontaneoussssous. I think she likes to see me panic.
I'll do it, but I won't be happy about it. Especially because we're doing right turns today. I HATE RIGHT. That's why I'm a Democrat.
Bah dum tish.
But seriously also. Anything involving right makes me scared, because of my stupid deaf ear. From the vantage point of the driver's seat, the right side of the car appears, to me, like a massive void beyond my ability to control it. I don't trust it. I keep imagining things flying at me from the right, like curbs or the edge of the road or squirrels or Gary Busey.
I'm too neurotic for driving lessons. But I'm the perfect amount of neurotic for comedy. When I get nervous, I get my most zany. Maybe it's because of endorphins.
When I was a kid (t'was only yesterday), I used to read that as "endolphins".
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